Five permanently unqualified panelists. One desk. Zero chill. A local news parody where nobody has a journalism degree and everybody is somehow still very confident.
The Hot Dog Accords
A simple question — is a hot dog a sandwich — spirals into trust funds, freezer chili, a message from beyond, and Beck's surgery story nobody asked for.
▶ Watch EpisodeThe Cart Return Crisis
The panel takes on the shopping cart corral — tracking devices, civic duty, a very concerning pattern involving the state of Ohio, and Gerald's continued silence.
▶ Watch EpisodeThe Soft Opening
Max defends his restaurant empire, Beck pitches his dirt side business live on air, Diana refuses to get out of bed, and Kiki maps a government conspiracy in the health inspection.
▶ Watch EpisodeThe Re-Gifting Scandal
The panel debates re-gifting ethics, Beck pitches dirt as a gift idea again, Diana defends an eleven-year-old candle, and Kiki and Addie's weekend gift exchange raises immediate concern.
▶ Watch EpisodeThe Irish Exit Incident
The panel debates leaving parties without saying goodbye, Max re-litigates his four-ending anniversary toast, Solo's exit philosophy gets endorsed, and the fallout from Kiki's "next version of you" gift finally surfaces.
▶ Watch EpisodeComing Soon
The panel reconvenes. Topic still developing.
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